Cleopatra vs. Jaws

Liz Taylor fed to sharks. Sharks totally starting to feel a Paxil-Wellbutrin-Zoloft-Nicotene-TrimSpa buzz kicking in.

SWEET AND SALTY JUSTICE!

New Bill Would Defend Marriage Against Sharks—Onion
Finally! This is long overdue. Maybe one day, Republicans will pass a law defending sharks against gays.

"For too long, we've stood by as our most sacred institution has been thrashed, bit by bit, by these amoral predators," Sen. Dr. Bill Frist is quoted as saying.

Here, here.