Walking Shark, Come on Down!

Time was, you could take a leisurely seaside stroll, and even if you felt terrified by the sea and the all of the sharky creatures within, you'd know that, as long as your toes were in the dry sand, there was practically no threat of shark attack.

That just changed.

Scientist in Indonesia's Papua province have discovered the "walking shark."

So, it's, like, you're enjoying a pina colada. Maybe it starts to rain. You don't mind, 'cause you kind of like getting caught in it. (Beats health food and yoga--for anyone who has half a brain, that is). You're eyeing the dunes of the cape and considering making love there at midnight with this girl you met in the classifieds when, CHOMP! CHEW! CRUNCH! WHAM! You're some walking sharks dudewich ... to go.

The idea behind this site and its advocacy is not to encourage the genetic engineering of a shark that can propel itself into space. The goal is to build a helicopter that's reminiscent of a shark ... that can also go into space ... by the year 2025.

Walking shark, we've got our eye on you.