Knucklehead Species Discovered
Damien Hirst is kind of a douche. He dunks a 15-foot shark into a tank of fomald
ehyde, dubs it art, then dumps it off on some unsuspecting hedge fund corruptard for $8 million. Okay, maybe he's more a brilliant swindler than a douche. Here comes the douchey part, though. As the New York Times reports today, he's enlisted the help of another artstarfucking benefactor to pay him to finish the job preserving his artshark ... the proper way, as in injecting it with fomaldehyde so it doesn't rot from the inside out. Anyone who's seen at least a season of Six Feet Under could have told him he'd have to do that if he wanted to truly create something timeless and not just ... bait.
ehyde, dubs it art, then dumps it off on some unsuspecting hedge fund corruptard for $8 million. Okay, maybe he's more a brilliant swindler than a douche. Here comes the douchey part, though. As the New York Times reports today, he's enlisted the help of another artstarfucking benefactor to pay him to finish the job preserving his artshark ... the proper way, as in injecting it with fomaldehyde so it doesn't rot from the inside out. Anyone who's seen at least a season of Six Feet Under could have told him he'd have to do that if he wanted to truly create something timeless and not just ... bait.
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